(Source: unclefather)

inkskinned:

when my dad was in law school he knew these two girls who told him “people look at us like we were meat anyway so we decided to make some money off of it” so they wore bikinis and high heels and sold WAY overpriced hot dogs as a way of financing their education. they graduated summa cum laude with no debt and let me just say i have never been so inspired

(Source: rcah)

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain)

mal0cchi0:

kind of hate how capitalism has trained me to believe that having free time is a bad thing and that i need to be constantly doing something to make my existence worth anything

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

(Source: patonki)

troyesivan:

permanent to do list

(Source: ssarahpaulsonn)

(Source: gatitoambulante)

"If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here."
— That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

(Source: tanakas-moved)

  • iphone user: *minding his own business*
  • android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user: im not really a fanboy
  • android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user: it's quite large
  • Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user: oh my god!
  • android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
best-of-imgur:

Studies show that 1 in 3 birds are metal as fuckhttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

Studies show that 1 in 3 birds are metal as fuck
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

hiphop-community:

Childish Gambino
hiphop-community:

Childish Gambino
hiphop-community:

Childish Gambino

hiphop-community:

Childish Gambino

(Source: nearlyvintage)