codeinewarrior:

"god i hate kids"

yes cus you weird and not fun and they call you out on it

(Source: taanyaamg)

-annoying:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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and finally

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I love my state omg

(Source: nataliepornman)

Suppose your office building is on fire. Jim, who would you save?

(Source: loganeccholls)

obvious-electricity:

My dog is a fail.

saintkieren:

Some of the most striking, war zone-like, almost hellish looking images from the ongoing peaceful protests in Ferguson, Missouri over the murder of unarmed teenager Michael Brown.

saintkieren:

Some of the most striking, war zone-like, almost hellish looking images from the ongoing peaceful protests in Ferguson, Missouri over the murder of unarmed teenager Michael Brown.

betterthankanyebitch:

She sounds just like Bey…lmao

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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trashfriend:

little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean

gorillamunchies:

WHAT ARE Y’ALL DOING

(Source: ruinedchildhood)