donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

nayx:

these people cant be real

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs)

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

(Source: that-fit-girl)

Jimmy Kimmel asks kids “do you know any naughty words” (x)

(Source: chickenuqqet)

bloodycowards:

Japanese Spider-Man is the best Spider-Man.

(Source: tvcm)

anaaesthetic:

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(Source: chordoverstreet)

vinebox:

Girls in elementary school when dey see you staring from across the class

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

(Source: wnderlst)