the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
OH MY GOD
This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.
amazing to see it visualized like this….
gifs like this make me almost believe in a god but like God in a LabCoat u feel me
^So basically you believe in the Intelligent Design philosophy.
I love how the sun is just zipping straight and the planets are just like “WEEEEEE” as they follow. Looks like a Powerpuff Girls scene.
being interrupted mid sentence
It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go.
Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them.
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.